Must…...protect...ego...at all…….cost. Happy Birthday Prick is a hysterical 3D greeting card celebrating the offensive ash-hole who likes to swing big prick energy around a room. The front cover reads, “Happy Birthday Prick”. The inside features a pop up desert cactus wearing a cone hat while holding a birthday balloon. No surprise here—that balloon is being popped like the spirit of those within this button-pusher’s reach. Give the giggly prick something to laugh at other than you. Strict social distancing recommended with this thorny insult factory. Perfect Occasions: Funny birthday cards for friend, rude birthday cards for him/her, best offensive greeting cards for husband/wife, best insulting birthday cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, and more.