Dirty Pop Cards - The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: White)

Dirty Pop Cards - The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: White)

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“The D” AKA that big black veiny MFer This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “The D” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says “Enter At Own Risk”. As this card is opened with glee, the biggest, blackest, and veiniest behemoth of a penis will sucker punch the unsuspecting heir of this 3D dick. And yes, this is a human dick. No, they never go back. Perfect Occasions: Dirty birthday cards for girlfriend, gag gift for bachelorette/bachelor, naughty anniversary cards for wife/husband, erotic penis cards for women/men, happy *fucking* birthday for her/him, offensive card for baby shower, adult joke dick card for any occasion, and more.