North Star Charm - Funny Old Age Birthday Card - If You Were Milk Smell Test
North Star Charm - Funny Old Age Birthday Card - If You Were Milk Smell Test
North Star Charm - Funny Old Age Birthday Card - If You Were Milk Smell Test
North Star Charm - Funny Old Age Birthday Card - If You Were Milk Smell Test
North Star Charm - Funny Old Age Birthday Card - If You Were Milk Smell Test

North Star Charm - Funny Old Age Birthday Card - If You Were Milk Smell Test

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I’m not saying you’re old… but if you were milk, I’d smell you first. 🥴🥛 A perfectly snarky birthday card for friends or family who are aging like fine dairy. This card delivers a laugh-out-loud moment for anyone with a sense of humor about getting older (and a strong stomach for milk jokes). 🎂 Ideal for: • Birthdays with a side of sarcasm • Friends who can take a joke • Siblings, coworkers, or anyone over 30 • Fans of funny, unexpected punchlines *** Features *** • Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock • Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap • Blank Inside Of Card • Made To Order In Our Studio Each card has the option to be wrapped in a cello sleeve if the option is selected in the drop-down menu.